I have to thank Michael Selig (The Rodney Dangerfield of Hummers) for coming up with the concept and for giving me the idea of starting up a humor page on the HUMMER, of which I am sure we will never run out of material. I also have to thank all the people who submitted extra material. If anybody has any other material that will make me and other HUMMER enthusiasts giggle, e-mail it to me so that I can post it. Picture by Gene Johnston Author of Jokes: Bob Bish Brad EB Wilkinson   Off-road Pentagonal rim nuts How to detail a Hummer Eddie Runner Eric Simon Micheal Selig Glenn Carbone   Top Ten Reasons to own a Hummer Jack Rickard Jason Frankel Jeff Baudin   Hummer mechanics You might be driving a Hummer if... WINNER OF THE 1997 BEST HUMMER JOKE Hummers and Macs are very similar Hummer Shopping Jeff Ollanketo Keri & Lucy Kevin Beebe Micheal Selig   Hummer Humor and Beyond How to detail a Hummer BONGO playing AMG Airborne Hummers Final Joke Rick in Vegas Robert.Gryphon Steve Brower Witt Sullivan   Camo Hummvee Standup