Duke Cheats

Duke Nukem Cheats

DNCORNHOLIO or DNKROZ: God mode on/off
DNSTUFF: All weapons and items
DNSCOTTY###: Warp to episode #, level ## (to warp to episode 1, level five, you would press DNSCOTTY105)
DNVIEW: Behind-Duke view
DNCASHMAN: Throw cash
DNITEMS: All items
DNRATE: Frame rate
DNSKILL#: Switch to skill level #
DNHYPER: Steroids
DNCLIP: No-clipping mode (remember Doom?)
NMONSTERS: Monsters disappear
DNCOSMO - Displays "Register Cosmo"
DNALLEN - Displays "Buy Major Stryker"
DNBETA - Displays "Pirates Suck"

Duke's Top 10 Pick Up Lines

Duke never needs these, but you probably will. The singles' scene can be an unfriendly and downright war-like environment at times, so you need toarm yourself with the most effective arsenal. Be sure to read the caveats, though…you never can tell how these are going to work since Duke has never tested any of them (think about it: why would he have to?).caption

10 "I'm wanted by the Turkish government for crimes so heinous, they couldn't print them on the arrest warrant."
Caveats: This only works with women you'd typically see on an episode of "Cops" e.g. wearing sweat pants and flip flops, cigarette hanging from her mouth, surrounded by screaming kids, etc.

9 "My face is leavin' in the morning. Be on it!"
Caveats: You're going to get slapped at least 50 times before this finally works, but when it does, you'll feel like Monica Lewinsky at Intern Appreciation Day.

8 "When I came through Customs this morning, the lady didn't believe me when I told her I had no undeclared 'packages.'"
Caveats: Chicks are wary of world travelers because they might have strange diseases; assure your chick that you're vaccinated at least once a month.

7 "Hey baby, I'd like to wear you as a hat."
Caveats: Try to avoid this line with chicks that outweigh you.

6 "Hey, that Lilith Fair T-shirt really accentuates your, uhhh, eyes." Caveats: While showing your sensitive side turns chicks on, don't let it get out of hand; chicks hate saps.

5 "Life has a funny way of constantly putting me behind the business end of an AK-47."
Caveats: This only works for the brainy, philosophical chicks you'd typically meet at a Starbucks, for example.

4 "The alien threat is just as real as the rippling mass of my pectoral muscles."
Caveats: Avoid using this if your chest is flabbier than Roseanne's.

3 "You look a little flushed. Take two helpings of Duke and make me breakfast in the morning!"
Caveats: This only works with goth chicks…non-goth chicks would be offended by the "flushed" comment.

2 My mother told me there were no such thing as angels. After looking at you, I know for sure that she was the filthy liar I pegged her for."
Caveats: You need to fight the urge to follow this one up by staring blankly and yelling "Mootthheer!"

1 "When I'm not stuck in the killing fields, I'm all about long walks on the beach and aroma therapy."
Caveats: No caveats. If a chick doesn't begin worshipping your meaty goodness after this line, then there's something "wrong" with her, if you know what I mean.

10	"I'm wanted by the Turkish government for crimes so heinous, they couldn't print them on the arrest warrant." Caveats: This only works with women you'd typically see on an episode of "Cops" e.g. wearing sweat pants and flip flops, cigarette hanging from her mouth, surrounded by screaming kids, etc.
9	"My face is leavin' in the morning. Be on it!" Caveats: You're going to get slapped at least 50 times before this finally works, but when it does, you'll feel like Monica Lewinsky at Intern Appreciation Day.
8	"When I came through Customs this morning, the lady didn't believe me when I told her I had no undeclared 'packages.'" Caveats: Chicks are wary of world travelers because they might have strange diseases; assure your chick that you're vaccinated at least once a month.
7	"Hey baby, I'd like to wear you as a hat." Caveats: Try to avoid this line with chicks that outweigh you.
6	"Hey, that Lilith Fair T-shirt really accentuates your, uhhh, eyes." Caveats: While showing your sensitive side turns chicks on, don't let it get out of hand; chicks hate saps.
5	"Life has a funny way of constantly putting me behind the business end of an AK-47." Caveats: This only works for the brainy, philosophical chicks you'd typically meet at a Starbucks, for example.
4	"The alien threat is just as real as the rippling mass of my pectoral muscles." Caveats: Avoid using this if your chest is flabbier than Roseanne's.
3	"You look a little flushed. Take two helpings of Duke and make me breakfast in the morning!" Caveats: This only works with goth chicks…non-goth chicks would be offended by the "flushed" comment.
2	My mother told me there were no such thing as angels. After looking at you, I know for sure that she was the filthy liar I pegged her for." Caveats: You need to fight the urge to follow this one up by staring blankly and yelling "Mootthheer!"
1	"When I'm not stuck in the killing fields, I'm all about long walks on the beach and aroma therapy." Caveats: No caveats. If a chick doesn't begin worshipping your meaty goodness after this line, then there's something "wrong" with her, if you know what I mean.

Duke Sounds Like This

Ahhh... - Born to be wild - Choker - Control room - Gasping - Lizard - Needed that - Pig

Duke Map of the Week: betatwo.zip - this one smokes.

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